The Awkward Glitch writes:"Because you eventually have to leave your mother’s basement to buy another case of Mountain Dew.
Unless you are smart enough to order it online with the welfare check you don’t deserve. You useless little shit. Why not spend that money the smart way on a Earthbound manpurse? Or how about brand new plastic sword that smells like the factory it was made in? Just because you spend the majority of your life preforming useless task doesn’t mean you can’t look the part!"