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Submitted by -Mezzo- 617d ago | opinion piece

The Nasty Jokes Hitman: Absolution Didn’t Have To Make

Kotaku - Hitman: Absolution is a game that requires a lot of sneaking around, and like most sneaking games, you'll find yourself regularly incapacitating guards and stashing their bodies. Every time you stash a guard in closet, his body will slump standing up over to the left side of the enclosure. (Hitman: Absolution, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

Valenka  +   617d ago
Just like I said in my review. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed and thought it was a bit ridiculous.
HebrewHammer  +   617d ago
Man up, seriously.
bubblebeam  +   617d ago
Agreed. You are allowed to brutally murder people, but tell a joke and "oh no, the skies are raining down fire!".

Seriously. It's not even a joke that makes you listen to it. If you notice it again and again, why not just ignore it? God, I hate how people bitch and moan about the slightest things. You may not think it, but that is what leads to censorship, and people get offended etc.

In the words of HebrewHammer: Man Up!
Hold on, I want to be politically correct like the author of this article; AHEM.....Woman Up! (Yay, now no-one can complain.....but they will anyway WOOHOO!!)
morganfell  +   617d ago
On the bandwagon with HebrewHammer and bubblebeam. It's no different than people that game blowing the heads off of others but are afraid of the F word. Seriously, if that is their issue or in this case a few jokes then perhaps they should re-examine their selection of violent games as a pastime.

BTW bubble, it would have to be person up. As Carlin said, what do we call a man's man? An it's person? Or that thing in the street is a person hole cover? Let's get together an all sing For They're A Jolly Good Person.
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iamnsuperman  +   617d ago
I would say this is quite childish so saying that the writer needs to "man-up" is a bit wrong. This is something you would include if your 10. It looks bad on the developers really for having a lack of maturity. It's just not funny nor is it an image as a develop you want to portray
bubblebeam  +   616d ago
@iamsuperman

"This is something you would include if your 10."

So is the "I'm more mature than the rest of you" card. Point is, people never have a problem with blowing peoples heads up and other super violent things in games, and the author is bitching about a joke that you can otherwise ignore?

I think "brain up" would be more suitable but whatever......
Blastoise  +   617d ago
Lol, saw the image & I had to read the article just to know what the heck's going on there!
Crazay  +   617d ago
Awwww muffin...You need some kleenex to get the sand out of your mangina?

Walk it off dude.
sorceror171  +   617d ago
To quote from the article: "My gripe isn't so much that this stuff is potentially offensive, it's just that it's kinda lazy and bad."
bubblebeam  +   616d ago
I still think it's funny that he uses "lazy". I thought that the putting the joke in there is more of a trouble than not having it in there, so it definitely isn't lazy. Unless they accidentally left it in there, which I highly doubt.

So many things in the world, and you gotta bitch about this? Man this guys life must be easy.
BananaEatingSquid  +   617d ago
Lol, I didn't even notice that when playing the game!

Edit: Talking about the closet thing.
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