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Submitted by Pozzle 1017d ago | opinion piece

Tell President Obama to Honor the Veterans of Halo 4

Kotaku: The White House's bullshit feel-good "We the People" initiative is, like all Internet petitions, worth the paper it is printed on.* Most of the petitions lodged there demand things the executive branch cannot effect on its own. The remainder are protest tantrums, like the secessionist fantasies a bored and distended mainstream media are indulging in the post-election news cycle. Today, I asked President Obama to unilaterally create Idahohiowa. If the proposal gets 25,000 comments signatures, the executive branch says the president will respond. (Halo 4, Xbox 360)

greenpowerz  +   1017d ago
lol
1Victor  +   1017d ago
!!!wow just wow?????
josephayal  +   1017d ago
Im proud
Treian  +   1017d ago
This article better be a joke.
Wigriff  +   1017d ago
As a United States Army Veteran, I'm not entirely sure if I'm offended or not. I suppose that depends on how sarcastic this comment was:

"America has always shown great respect for those who have served. Now it is time for America to show respect to those who will serve, a couple hundred years into the future."

Obviously the petition itself was farce.
chiwoo  +   1017d ago
I'm sure the White house would rather Honor real Veterans then this crap what a joke really Kotaku?
Stoppokingme  +   1017d ago
(facepalm)

Keep up the crap work kotaku.

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