What does a 6-year-old Super Mario Bros. energy drink taste like?

To be honest, it tastes a bit like sweet soap, but watch as the Fantastic Neighborhood crew try to wax poetic about an old dusty can of soda.

[jar155]

I have a can of this from E3 2006. Haven't ever opened it, and I probably never will.

[azshorty2003]

I still have one too.

[GreenRanger_]

It tastes like a six-year-old Super Mario Bros. energy drink.

[guitarded77]

Probably tastes like crap... like it did when it was new.

The color is crazy. Looks like absinthe.

[OneAboveAll]

Ha, our Vintage Stock still sells these. Taste pretty good!

[SegaKnuckles86]

Wouldn't want to try one.

[jc48573]

diarrhea

[Tokyo_reject]

I bought one...then opened it RIGHT away...it was a yellowish Regular Energy drink color.....did they make it differently threw out the years???

[FantasticHood]

Frankly, that's terrifying.

[Tokyo_reject]

Lol that was an awesome color....but you know who else was an awesome color....The Hulk...after he got hit with radiation...cool colors arent safe lol!!!!

[YoungKingDoran]

Reminds me of the old food challenges on Sydlexia

e.g. http://www.sydlexia.com/bat...