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Submitted by Pozzle 675d ago | news

Lollipop Chainsaw has been turned into a Japanese Porno

You know the rule: If it exists, there's a porn of it. Well, video game Lollipop Chainsaw exists. And now there is the inevitable adult video version of it. (Lollipop Chainsaw, PS3, Xbox 360)

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Heavenly King   675d ago | Bad language | show | Replies(5)
jc48573  +   675d ago
This will sell if Jessica Nigri was in it, but that's just paradiso. There's just nothing special about this av actress honestly.
CoLD FiRE  +   675d ago
There's nothing special about Jessica Nigri either..well.. except her boobs and tons of makeup!
sarshelyam  +   674d ago
You really don't know her if that's all you have to say. She's not the caked-on mess with a chest you seem to think she is.
bubblebeam  +   674d ago
Yeh guys, 'sarshelyam' knows her personally......./s
Kenshin_BATT0USAI   674d ago | Bad language | show
esemce  +   674d ago
You don't need Jessica Nigri doing porn when we have Lexi Belle.
TheRealSpy  +   674d ago
Just looked her up and I have no idea what you're talking about. She's not very cute and she's built NOTHING like Nigri. Night and day difference.
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Kos-Mos   674d ago | Offensive
8bitHero   675d ago | Bad language | show
IWentBrokeForGaming  +   675d ago
It has to invovle necrophelia... how else is the boyfriends severed head gonna work right?

PS = don't take this serious, lol!
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Conzul  +   674d ago
@PS

Um........oops?
GreenRanger  +   675d ago | Funny
*Perverted Smile*
brodychet  +   674d ago
no point in getting excited. everything will just be blurred out anyways. Queue the half-crying girls and the tentacle monster of rape.
Hicken  +   674d ago
You obviously don't know enough about Japanese porn. Although it depends on the AV company, there's PLENTY of uncensored Japanese stuff.
Old McGroin  +   675d ago
And this story will be the hottest article on N4G in 3, 2, 1....
vortis  +   674d ago
It was hot before you starting counting down from 3.
e-p-ayeaH  +   675d ago
Cosplay is an usual thing in japan so its no surprise really.
RXL  +   674d ago
Cosplay?...i think you mean casual Friday as far as Japan is concerned
ApolloTheBoss  +   675d ago
I'm guessing it will show her boyfriend giving some 'head'?
bubblebeam  +   674d ago
He was gay??
ApolloTheBoss  +   674d ago
-_- You don't get it.
RoXante  +   674d ago
lmao
Jinkies  +   675d ago
I thought Mezzo submitted this article, unless it was a dup...
guitarded77  +   675d ago
I'm pretty sure Mezzo and Pozzle are the same person... multiple accounts. At least submission records would suggest such.
-Mezzo-  +   675d ago
@Guitarded77 -- What submission records? stop spreading rumors.

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@Jinkies -- 'Mika' got offended, so i decided to delete it out of respect.
Jinkies  +   675d ago
Really...Mika, of all the people to respect on this site <sigh>

Why, she's a total moan, she gets upset over the smallest things. She's one of those girls where if theres something which makes women look bad she has a B-fit over it. I mean Pozzle is a girl and she submitted this instead.

No offense man but you should of ignored her, I've been here for 12 days now and even I know what she's like.

Next time ignore her
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MidnytRain  +   674d ago
Jinkies

Mika's a female?!

...

Ah, ah-ha... almost got me with that one...

There are no girls on the internet...

Except maybe those cooking/lifestyle websites...
dredgewalker  +   674d ago
There are girls in N4G?
-Mezzo-  +   675d ago
I guess i'm not as active as i should have been, i had no idea that 'Mika' gets offended at everything, or else i would not have let this story go.

And i did not knew that 'Pozzle' was a girl. o_0
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Jinkies  +   674d ago
Not as active...Say WHAAAA

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haha :)

Yeah but read her posts, you'll know what I mean. She always likes to be on the side thats the minority in an article aswell...I don't know why.

"And i did not knew that 'Pozzle' was a girl"

I think...hopefully....most likely :D
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HarvesterOSarow   674d ago | Bad language | show
Pozzle  +   674d ago
I know what you mean Mezzo. I've had a lot of my articles reported for silly reasons too, and many of them end up being failed or deleted by me because people are wary of approving something with a report on it. It's a shame when people take offense to the smallest things.

A review I submitted last night got reported because, and I quote, "Really a shame that Pozzle posts up reviews like this. All for worthless points on the site, with no regard for the folks who may be persuaded in the wrong direction by it."
I don't even know what that means. I doubt anyone on N4G is going to buy a game based on whether or not I've submitted a negative review of it. lol

p.s. And yep, I'm a girl. ;D
-Mezzo-  +   674d ago
@Pozzle
I completely agree with you, a lot of members are really abusing their ability to report.

Not just that, 1 of the Mods is abusing it's ability to Fail stories.

But Whatever.
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And i always thought you were a Guy, my Bad. =]

Cheers to you Pozzle.
Pozzle  +   674d ago
That's ok. I think I've mentioned my gender only a couple of times on this site. And that's only when people ask. :)

And oh man, don't even get me started on failed articles. I've had so many articles failed in the past with no explanation of what was wrong with them or why they were even failed. :(
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Kyosuke_Sanada  +   675d ago
Well I'm already at my computer so.......
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Sketchy_Galore  +   675d ago
Awesome. Sadly it's most likely to be pixelated.
Kyosuke_Sanada  +   675d ago
Don't know dude, Umemaro Works shows that 3D hentai can be hot if done right unless you are not into that which is cool....
claud3  +   675d ago
No surprise at all
Klonopin  +   675d ago
Wow! You've commented again, no surprise there.
azshorty2003  +   674d ago
The surprise is, it took this long!
yog-sothot  +   675d ago
It will be censored as every japanese porn stuff. Never quite understood this fact.
SeraphimBlade  +   675d ago
Japan actually has very strict laws on the depiction of genitalia. That's actually the reason for the presence of tentacles in so many of them, because they're kinda like... yeah.

Congratulations! You learned something today! About porn!
DarkBlood  +   675d ago
i learned a little but i no longer look at nasty stuff :P , had this been revealed years ago i would of searched more about why and stuff *ahem* etc etc
Pozzle  +   674d ago
Stole this from wikipedia... "Due to the current interpretation of Article 175 of the Criminal Code of Japan, which forbids creating and distributing "indecent" materials, it is believed that most pornography in Japan must be at least partially censored. There have, however, been very few arrests for violations of this law."

I guess that also explains why there are so few Japanese TV shows or movies that show couples in overly romantic situations. I can't speak for Japanese porn, but I have noticed there are a lot of TV shows that flat-out won't have a couple so much as kiss or hold hands, let alone have sex on screen.
J86blum   675d ago | Immature | show
no_more_heroes  +   675d ago
You mean Lollipop Chainsaw with deleted scenes, right?
nerdkiller   675d ago | Off topic | show | Replies(3)
rezzah  +   675d ago
lol that isn't surprising really. The game was pretty wacky yet entertaining.
KonaBro  +   675d ago
Kotaku once again....
showing why they deserve that Slowtaku name.
Geovanny  +   675d ago
You naughty Japanese!
Messor  +   674d ago
Rule 34 strikes again.
CaptainYesterday  +   674d ago
Took them long enough....
tarbis  +   674d ago
Ya, I was expecting them to release it the same week as the game. Oh well, like they say, better late than never. =P
CaptainYesterday  +   674d ago
I thought it would come with the game!
rataranian  +   674d ago
What hasn't been turned into a porno over in Japan?
givemeshelter   674d ago | Immature | show
GirlsGeneration  +   674d ago
Mmm very nice! I love it! She's really cute! ^^
Bathyj  +   674d ago
Is very Niiice.
MattS  +   674d ago
This is disappointing, since the game itself is actually anti-exploitation.
DFogz  +   674d ago
You get an achievement for trying to look up her skirt....

'Nuff said
MattS  +   674d ago
It's like you don't think it's possible for a game to making fun of you.

Edit: to make a little more of a point about this - I've written a couple of papers on Lollipop Chainsaw and how it's a postmodernist criticism of exploitation. The fact that the game laughs at you for looking up Juliet's skirt is one such argument I make.

But then again to actually discuss the game on that level is a more academic discussion. Most people would rather go "hurrr boobies" than actually think about a game on a deeper level than the superficial, and so gamers continue to prove why the art community has a case when it says that games aren't art.
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acemonkey  +   674d ago
i knew it was Japanese their into some crazy shit
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NnT3291  +   674d ago
About time
Yodagamer  +   674d ago
I'm kinda surprised it took this long O.o
yruudios   674d ago | Spam
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