My Big Dumb Recap Of Halo's Ridiculous Story

Game Informer - If you're like me, Halo's confusing plot has always taken a backseat to blasting aliens. Still, if you want a refresher before jumping into Halo 4, here's what I remember. You're welcome.

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Irishguy951865d ago

It's hardly's quite simple although not nearly as simple as most Action games

bubblebeam1865d ago

True. If you really care about the story you will know about it. If you think it's too hard to understand you aren't a real fan IMO. You don't know Star Wars if you have only watched a couple of the movies.

cpayne931865d ago

If this guy thought halo was confusing, I would like to see him try to explain the metal gear solid storyline.

Snookies121865d ago (Edited 1865d ago )


There's a dude in green who shoots things (presumably Native American because he's a Chief), a little blue woman (smurf?) that talks to him in his head (most likely a hallucination). A car that's named after a pig, some Covenant of religious alien things with weird lips and a floating ball that betrays you.

That's what I got out of the story so far...

-Mezzo-1865d ago (Edited 1865d ago )

Dude, Spoiler Alert.....Cheeeze.

Edit: @2.1.1 -- I was trying to be funny, which it seems like i clearly failed at.

Snookies121865d ago (Edited 1865d ago )

Haha, a spoiler alert on an article that's a recap of the story? Shouldn't one expect spoilers on a recap? XD

EmperorDalek1865d ago

Halo...confusing plot??? this guy probably has trouble looking for the "any" key on his keyboard.

Knight_Crawler1865d ago (Edited 1865d ago )

Its called the Call of Duty syndrome...this generation of gamers have been infected and now all they want is multiplayer with Kill Streaks and Perks :(

The Mayans predicted this epidemic and knew that the only cure is the end of the world in Dec 2012.

Cajun Chicken1865d ago

I don't get how this series could be confusing. Except for the spinoffs which are more or less a midquel or a sequel. I guess God of War's story is confusing for some too.

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