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Submitted by -Mezzo- 1001d ago | article

My Big Dumb Recap Of Halo's Ridiculous Story

Game Informer - If you're like me, Halo's confusing plot has always taken a backseat to blasting aliens. Still, if you want a refresher before jumping into Halo 4, here's what I remember. You're welcome. (Halo, PC, Xbox, Xbox 360)

Irishguy95  +   1001d ago
It's hardly confusing..it's quite simple although not nearly as simple as most Action games
bubblebeam  +   1001d ago
True. If you really care about the story you will know about it. If you think it's too hard to understand you aren't a real fan IMO. You don't know Star Wars if you have only watched a couple of the movies.
cpayne93  +   1000d ago
If this guy thought halo was confusing, I would like to see him try to explain the metal gear solid storyline.
Snookies12  +   1001d ago
-Spoilers-

There's a dude in green who shoots things (presumably Native American because he's a Chief), a little blue woman (smurf?) that talks to him in his head (most likely a hallucination). A car that's named after a pig, some Covenant of religious alien things with weird lips and a floating ball that betrays you.

That's what I got out of the story so far...
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-Mezzo-  +   1001d ago
Dude, Spoiler Alert.....Cheeeze.

Edit: @2.1.1 -- I was trying to be funny, which it seems like i clearly failed at.
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Snookies12  +   1001d ago
Haha, a spoiler alert on an article that's a recap of the story? Shouldn't one expect spoilers on a recap? XD
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Redgehammer  +   1001d ago
I am not like you then.
EmperorDalek  +   1001d ago
Halo...confusing plot??? this guy probably has trouble looking for the "any" key on his keyboard.
TripC50  +   1001d ago
Homer Simpson
Knight_Crawler  +   1001d ago
Its called the Call of Duty syndrome...this generation of gamers have been infected and now all they want is multiplayer with Kill Streaks and Perks :(

The Mayans predicted this epidemic and knew that the only cure is the end of the world in Dec 2012.
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Cajun Chicken  +   1001d ago
I don't get how this series could be confusing. Except for the spinoffs which are more or less a midquel or a sequel. I guess God of War's story is confusing for some too.
StreetsofRage  +   1000d ago
Confusing??? This guy must be still reading Curious George books.

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