Try our new beta! Click here
Submitted by -Mezzo- 1121d ago | article

My Big Dumb Recap Of Halo's Ridiculous Story

Game Informer - If you're like me, Halo's confusing plot has always taken a backseat to blasting aliens. Still, if you want a refresher before jumping into Halo 4, here's what I remember. You're welcome. (Halo, PC, Xbox, Xbox 360)

Irishguy95  +   1121d ago
It's hardly's quite simple although not nearly as simple as most Action games
bubblebeam  +   1121d ago
True. If you really care about the story you will know about it. If you think it's too hard to understand you aren't a real fan IMO. You don't know Star Wars if you have only watched a couple of the movies.
cpayne93  +   1121d ago
If this guy thought halo was confusing, I would like to see him try to explain the metal gear solid storyline.
Snookies12  +   1121d ago

There's a dude in green who shoots things (presumably Native American because he's a Chief), a little blue woman (smurf?) that talks to him in his head (most likely a hallucination). A car that's named after a pig, some Covenant of religious alien things with weird lips and a floating ball that betrays you.

That's what I got out of the story so far...
#2 (Edited 1121d ago ) | Agree(5) | Disagree(7) | Report | Reply
-Mezzo-  +   1121d ago
Dude, Spoiler Alert.....Cheeeze.

Edit: @2.1.1 -- I was trying to be funny, which it seems like i clearly failed at.
#2.1 (Edited 1121d ago ) | Agree(0) | Disagree(4) | Report | Reply
Snookies12  +   1121d ago
Haha, a spoiler alert on an article that's a recap of the story? Shouldn't one expect spoilers on a recap? XD
#2.1.1 (Edited 1121d ago ) | Agree(0) | Disagree(5) | Report
Redgehammer  +   1121d ago
I am not like you then.
EmperorDalek  +   1121d ago
Halo...confusing plot??? this guy probably has trouble looking for the "any" key on his keyboard.
TripC50  +   1121d ago
Homer Simpson
Knight_Crawler  +   1121d ago
Its called the Call of Duty syndrome...this generation of gamers have been infected and now all they want is multiplayer with Kill Streaks and Perks :(

The Mayans predicted this epidemic and knew that the only cure is the end of the world in Dec 2012.
#4.2 (Edited 1121d ago ) | Agree(3) | Disagree(0) | Report | Reply
Cajun Chicken  +   1121d ago
I don't get how this series could be confusing. Except for the spinoffs which are more or less a midquel or a sequel. I guess God of War's story is confusing for some too.
StreetsofRage  +   1121d ago
Confusing??? This guy must be still reading Curious George books.

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
New stories

Blaze Proves the Commodore Amiga Was Capable of Sonic the Hedgehog

16h ago - Carl Williams writes, "While Sega never supported the Commodore Amiga with any games, they did la... | Retro

Westwood Studios to Receive Industry Icon Award at The Game Awards 2015

16h ago - Host Geoff Keighley just announced that the defunct Westwood Studios will receive the “Industry I... | Retro

HotLiked - What the Internet is talking about right now

Now - Kill some time at You will regret it... | Promoted post

Yokai Watch Dance Gets Two New Japanese Commercials

17h ago - Level-5 has released two new commercials showing off the game’s colorful and adorable gameplay. | Wii U

Next North American Splatfest Aims for Your Stomach

17h ago - Nintendo has announced that Splatoon’s next Splatfest will make players choose between two Americ... | Wii U

Mega Marble World Brings Top Down Marble Puzzle Action to Sega Genesis

19h ago - Carl Williams writes, "The Sega Genesis is getting quite a bit of retro love here lately (thanks... | Retro