by Lucas M. Thomas:
It's been a long time since I've played a new first-person shooter for the Nintendo 64, but that's the closest thing that comes to mind when you're in the middle of a round of Spy Games: Elevator Mission. It's so ugly, so clunky and so repetitively bland in every aspect that it really does feel like you've been thrown 10 years into the past in the development of console FPS experiences. It's like somebody ported a 10% complete version of GoldenEye to the Wii. It's terrible.