OPM: If Fairhaven City was a real place, it would have a stunningly high mortality rate. The roads are perpetually soaked in water, although it never rains. A gang of billionaire street racers continually terrorise the populace by haring around in their Bugattis, and the local police force appear to have licence to outright kill anyone, notching up hefty collateral damage as they go. If you weren’t turned to jam by the windscreen of a Porsche 918 Spyder as you ambled to the shop, you’d be just as likely to have your business premises obliterated by reckless rozzers. Yep, Criterion make fantastic city planners – just never get out of the car.