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Disney Announces Plans For Conker Movie

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Few can deny that Disney is getting cooler by the decade. In an effort to expand into new territory, while retaining the wholesomeness of their name, they branched out with Touchstone Pictures. This division allowed Disney to create more mature-oriented movies such as Splash which starred Tom Hanks, John Candy, and a sexy Daryl Hannah.

In the animation department, Pixar was created to tackle more mature content in the 90s and hit a homerun with Toy Story. Disney is now poised to tackle the X-rated adult market with plans to release the controversial video game, Conker's Bad Fur Day, as a full length animated feature under the name of their new company, MatterHorny Inc.

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Joey Gladstone3593d ago

Released by Disney huh??? ok so I suppose that Pig did in fact fly over my Head, and let me go check if hell just froze over real quick......
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....."The JOEY has Spoken"

wageslave3593d ago

Disney is cool? Disney is one of the main architects of the assaults on your fair-use rights via the MPAA and RIAA.

Disney steals ancient fables, distorts them into commercial pap and then keeps the fable walled up by their lawyers.

Disney homoginizes culture and saps creativity, it exploits children for commercial gain.

Fcuk Disney.

Relcom3592d ago

You do know this whole article is based on sarcasm right..... Right??????

wageslave3593d ago

Further. Why wont this happen? Or, why would I be surprised if it does?

Pixar was sold to Disney by Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs is the single largest shareholder of Disney Corporation.
Microsoft owns Rare, Microsoft (Rare) owns Conker.

For this to happen, Apple/Disney would have to want to do a movie with one of Microsoft's IPs.

Who thinks Steve "MPAA/RIAA" Jobs is going to do this?

Tempist3593d ago

"*This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled "Are you dumb enough to believe this?" Please check back each Friday for the newest edition."

Damn this is like no longer news. How are people approving these things?

TwissT3592d ago

Are you kidding me? Conkers a bad @ss squirrel that takes sh!t from nobody and hes gonna be recreated in a movie by Disney?? Ridiculous.

heyheyhey3592d ago (Edited 3592d ago )

well i can't think why not

conker seems like a perfect subject for a quick Disney cash-in (minus the violence portrayed in bad furday)

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