"Ever see that BBC programme GCSE Bitesize? Sure you have. They take all that crazy physics and chemistry stuff and break it down into manageable chunks so that it's easier to digest and, hopefully, understand. We're a simple lot here at VideoGamer.com. So for a game like Spore, which is just humongous and full of tonnes of clever little things, we're going to give it the GCSE Bitesize treatment and break it down."