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Gamedaily: How Not to Pick Up Chicks Online

Gamedaily Writes: You'll never have a glorious, World of Warcraft wedding with these rules:

1) Play as a weak looking avatar

Ladies appreciate a strong and confident man, and nothing says wimp like a mage or an elf. Sure, you have all these magical powers and a great complexion, but you're not Legolas from The Lord of the Rings.

2) Mask your voice

Add to your mystique by altering your voice, but choose the most annoying pitch. Nothing revs a woman's engine faster than speaking with a young boy or robot.

3) Make obscene comments

Chicks hate men that act like children, so never miss the opportunity (after whacking her in the back of the head with an assault rifle in Halo 3,) to say something like, "You died because you're a smelly girl" or something of that nature.

4) Kick her ass
5) Steal her loot
6) Send terrible messages
7) Report her
8) Fail to show up
9) Crash the wedding
10) Come to terms with your real feelings

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ban fans5916d ago

Here's a better idea - don't pick up chicks online. Period.

There are some things in life that a virtual world can't replicate. Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge, nudge, say no more, know what I mean.

LinuxGuru5916d ago

*know what I mean, know what I mean, say n' more say n' more!*

Ahh, gotta love Monty Python.

ban fans5916d ago

I was hoping some one would catch that!

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5 Of The Best Narrative Twists In Video Games

GL compiles a list of some of the most mind-blowing video game narrative twists in recent memory, from The Last of Us to Outer Wilds

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The 5 best video game adaptations of popular board games

Discover our top video game adaptations of popular board games, from Bloodbowl to Wingspan & get your board game friends into video games!

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EKWB reportedly plagued with financial disarray many gaming pc's left without parts

EK Cooling allegedly has slipped itself into a hot soup of seemingly endless financial woes, where it has not paid its staff, suppliers, and contractors for many months as the company is facing liquidity problems and a surplus of inventory left unsold, stuck in the warehouse for a more extended period. Gamers Nexus investigated these claims made by former and current personnel, where he found trails of unpaid bills lasting as long as three to four months and unpaid raises that accumulated for almost a year.

EK Water Blocks has two entities—a Slovenian-based headquarters and a US-based subsidiary, EK Cooling Solutions. Steve narrated the series of events in detail, stating that the company was reportedly irresponsible and negligent regarding payment. Consequently, partners and employees are forced to share the burden of alleged mismanagement. It all begins with its extensive range of products, leading to a surplus of goods. EK has over 230 water blocks, 40 liquid cooling kits, 85 reservoirs, 40 pumps, 73 radiators, and 212 miscellaneous accessories.

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just_looken3d ago (Edited 3d ago )

Yes this is not about video games directly but indirectly this will impact the pc gaming/workstation space hard.

This company is massive one of two in the water cool space so if it goes poof then thousands out there have no spare parts or half built computers.

SO yeah i know not about a video game but think of it as amd leaving the pc space but this is ekwb that could be leaving water cooling in the pc space

Jayz2cents a supporter of there products also has issues
https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Giblet_Head1d 13h ago (Edited 1d 12h ago )

As someone that has built a watercooling rig. EK is big, but there's so many numerous watercooling part companies out there. EK's stuff isn't exactly amazing quality for the price compared to others either, it's just ok. Much like Corsair. The impact would be negligible long term. For perspective the majority of my parts are XSPC, at most I use EK for my gpu waterblocks and fittings. Both easily replaceable.