Gamedaily: How Not to Pick Up Chicks Online

Gamedaily Writes: You'll never have a glorious, World of Warcraft wedding with these rules:

1) Play as a weak looking avatar

Ladies appreciate a strong and confident man, and nothing says wimp like a mage or an elf. Sure, you have all these magical powers and a great complexion, but you're not Legolas from The Lord of the Rings.

2) Mask your voice

Add to your mystique by altering your voice, but choose the most annoying pitch. Nothing revs a woman's engine faster than speaking with a young boy or robot.

3) Make obscene comments

Chicks hate men that act like children, so never miss the opportunity (after whacking her in the back of the head with an assault rifle in Halo 3,) to say something like, "You died because you're a smelly girl" or something of that nature.

4) Kick her ass
5) Steal her loot
6) Send terrible messages
7) Report her
8) Fail to show up
9) Crash the wedding
10) Come to terms with your real feelings

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Tempist3723d ago

Heh, good for a chuckle.

ban fans3723d ago

Here's a better idea - don't pick up chicks online. Period.

There are some things in life that a virtual world can't replicate. Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge, nudge, say no more, know what I mean.

LinuxGuru3723d ago

*know what I mean, know what I mean, say n' more say n' more!*

Ahh, gotta love Monty Python.

ban fans3723d ago

I was hoping some one would catch that!