OPM: Attention all of videogames: stop trying to colonise Mars. Setting up shop on the Red Planet only ends in misery and… usually painful death to the face. Whether it’s civil wars and smashy giant hammers in Red Faction or battling Mass Effect 3’s evil Cerberus soldiers, our virtual PS3 pals should just stick to Earth. Or, in the case of this port of an eight-year-old PC shooter, not even bother leaving the house. 5/10