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Submitted by TheSpoiler 1138d ago | review

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Review l The Awkward Glitch

The Awkward Glitch writes: "Those horrible design choices make for a dull experience. Most of the gameplay is spent carefully inching your way up the war-torn, big-eyed alien filled areas as you sometimes roadie run to the next spot. Of course, doing so allows them to shoot at you while you can’t shoot back. That’s not strategic. Yelling at the 14-year-old co-op buddy who randomly joined your GOW3 match to lay down inaccurate suppressing fire is strategic." (PC, PS3, Xbox 360, XCOM: Enemy Unknown) -

bumnut  +   1138d ago
So what you are saying is, you suck as turn based strategy games. This game is nothing like Gears of War! The only similarity is it uses UE3.

Every complaint you have only happened because you are shit at the game!
TheSpoiler  +   1138d ago
So what you are saying is, you didn't read the article.

"Satirical, etc. If you don’t buy this game, I’ll lop off your vital reproductive organs."
bumnut  +   1138d ago
Actually I did read it, the part you quoted does not even look like part of the article! Its in a different font and looks like part of the facebook, twitter, etc part at the bottom.

But im man enough to admit I made a mistake.
NovaSethyr  +   1138d ago
Ha! Love the satire. And in the interest of my vital reproductive organs I'll happily buy this game.

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