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Submitted by Tolkoto 1023d ago | article

If God of War’s Kratos had a dating site profile

GamesBeat: We live in a digital world, so it only makes sense that we now search for love via the same Internet we use to find adorable cat pictures. But what about our favorite video game characters? Just because they’re not real doesn't meant they don’t still need a little romance. That’s why we made Extra Hearts, a dating site for fictional, digital people.

This time, we’re looking at the profile of the God of War himself, Kratos. Let’s see if he can put aside his famous rage long enough to attract a mate. (Culture, God of War 3, God of War: Ascension, PS3, PSP)

NastyLeftHook0  +   1023d ago
he would get spammed to hell with messages!
Xof  +   1023d ago
Hobbies include screaming.
Greatest strength: strength.
Greatest weakness: prone to irrational hatred, typically preceded, followed and sustained by murder.
prototypeknuckles  +   1023d ago
thats freaking hilarious because its all true
NastyLeftHook0  +   1023d ago
i squeezed my squid over that one! bubbles~!
Qrphe  +   1023d ago
Ain't that but the truth!
BlmThug  +   1023d ago
Ridicolously slow news day eh
SybaRat  +   1023d ago
Turn offs: Days were I do not murder anything.
idontgetit  +   1023d ago
Hahaha - hilarious.
cannon8800  +   1023d ago
That was pretty funny
Mounce  +   1023d ago
Seeing the title of this article, the first thing that came to mind was Kratos actually typing up or editing his profile, seeing such a beastly angry guy typing or smashing at the keyboard while grunting....possible moments where he'd randomly scream: "ARRRRIIESSSSSSSSSS" each time Aries sends him a PM.
Sadie2100  +   1022d ago
I'm surprised Kratos made it out of those cavernous caverns OK.

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