"An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Of Gaming Splendour
In a poof, everything you did to occupy yourself seems pale and unhealthy, like Steve Buscemi. No one knows what stupid crap you were doing or thinking. Somehow though it feels like they know and are judging you.
You’re undeniably happier now that things are back to the way they should be, but a small part of you knows that if the dentist had stayed away for just a few moments longer, you would have experienced something quite epic. In that small, dark part of your mind that just wants to be loved, you realise that Steve Buscemi is actually a magnificent actor if you give him the chance." - Jake Woolf (eGamer "Gaming Like A Sir" Columnist)