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Submitted by zdkapl 719d ago | opinion piece

Which Nintendo Character Would Best Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

When the Zombie apocalypse comes who would you want by your side? What happens if your only choices were Nintendo characters? Nintendo Gamer Thoughts takes a look at this situation. (3DS, GameCube, Nintendo DS, Wii, Wii U)

jjdoyle  +   720d ago
Definitelys no Link!
badz149  +   719d ago
considering the amount of games Mario has appeared in
I'm gonna go with Mario! no apocalypse can stop the milking man and then we probably will end up getting Mario Zombie Carnival!
Redrum059  +   719d ago
Paper Mario ofcourse, his flat texture will allow him to slip away from any situation...

Oh and his lack of blood or any internal organs may actually play a role in his survival, zombies won't even peruse him.
ninjabake  +   719d ago
Samus is the easy choice.
Dread  +   719d ago
yep
ur right.
camel_toad  +   719d ago
Zombies couldn't even chew through her standard issue varia suit.
adorie  +   719d ago
She would screw-attack through the entire zombie population. In fact, I am willing to bet she would be the reason human population bounces back from near extinction.
yesmynameissumo  +   719d ago
Bowser or Ganon
Captain Qwark 9  +   719d ago
clearly kirby. he just suck one up, steal their zombie power and nobody would attack him becuase they would think he is one of them.

then whenever he decided he didnt want to be a zombie anymore, he just spit it out
ronin4life  +   719d ago
I would think he would just end up a real zombie himself...
Same goes for yoshi...
givemeshelter  +   719d ago
Boo for the obvious reasons LOL
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KillerPwned  +   719d ago
Oooo I see where your going with this......fucking boo always sneaking up on me and shit.
kabala  +   719d ago
Dry Bones ftw!
jb1276  +   719d ago
I'm going with Toad - Zombies don't eat mushrooms
dark-hollow  +   719d ago
They do, or else they won't tripping all over the place.
jb1276  +   719d ago
well... they do have the "munchies" on a permanent basis XD - might be something to that ... maybe they're not un-dead but just have a drug problem

-although I don't like the phrase "drug problem" - I prefer "brain chemistry volunteer" :D
TheColbertinator  +   719d ago
Zero Suit Samus
MNGamer-N  +   719d ago
Shwing!
Ron_Danger  +   719d ago
Samus or any Star Fox character... They would just fly to a different planet... But remember, when Samus goes to a new planet, she'll somehow lose all of her abilities and need to explore and find them all again
Der_Kommandant  +   719d ago
Waluigi
deno  +   719d ago
You're all wrong! Kid icarus would lay the smack-down from the air. Even rick grimes would bow. Send the battle toads also.
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ronin4life  +   719d ago
Wait... big bird can fly?? O.o;;

I would probably take pokemon. Except the ones with "bite" as their attack...

Plus, if I weakened any zombie enough, I could just catch it with a spare pokeball... I could catch em all, in fact...
Tornadobounce  +   719d ago
Koopa troopa
hkgamer  +   719d ago
Depends what it means by survive.

Pokemons don't really die, they just seem to feint. But if no hospitals are around I guess they wont be revived.

Pit would be good since he has light based attacks, works wonders against undead.

Dry Bones doesn't have any flesh.

Samus has armour and can kick ass.

Meta Knight also has armour.

Hammer throwing guy sitting on cloud can just stay away from zombies.

R.O.B would survive until he runs out of batteries.

Mario with all his powerups should be able to survive.

Link sucks so he would die
Loki86  +   719d ago
Definitely Boo!
Kte  +   719d ago
LinK!!!!
zalanis  +   719d ago
hats off to the dude that said dry bones but it would obviously have to be samus
tiffac008  +   719d ago
How about Kirby? He can eat the zombies and gain their abilities... oh wait...
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Ben_Grimm  +   719d ago
The Balloon Fight guys, they would just fly right out of there. Strap them with nukes and death from above (1979)!

No way Mario would! One touch and that guy shrinks, one more and he's dead! A horde would tear him apart!
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n4f  +   719d ago
i think every character in nintendo would survive a zombie attack
i dont understand people say link sucks since he fought zombies litherally
madjedi  +   718d ago
Except he fought typical rpg zombies, not night of the living dead zombies ie eat you alive zombies and as good as samus would fight.

She would still have to flee or eventually get overwhelmed, since typical zombies movie/game the police and military are either completely incompetent or already dead.

It's got to be kirby, since he can eat nearly anything and doesn't even look like he has flesh.
young7yang  +   718d ago
Kirby!
CouldHaveYelledUiiW  +   718d ago
Samus or Bowser (being part turtle, he would always have a secured place to sleep).

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