Do you remember that Indiana Jones film that began with Harrison Ford waking up in a bar, grabbing a rocket launcher which he then used to decimate a group of evil poachers who were terrorizing the local wildlife? Oh, c’mon! You don’t remember that one? Okay, okay… well how about when Indy teamed up with an elephant halfway through the movie and used his new found ally to headbutt a military tank so it would explode and clear a path to the next area? You’ve got to be joking! Everyone knows that part of the film, it’s legendary! Alright, how about the finale when Dr. Jones goes fist-to-fist with a masked, tuxedo wearing, golden-claw wielding psycho who unleashes a massive parasite from his body when he dies that is actually controlling all the poachers and making them so damn evil!