"Much like the '80s yuppie, frozen until they find a cure for boneitis, so the Virtual Console Roundup wakes from its slumber. Three weeks, three games. Don't strain yourselves, guys. The good news is that all three are well above average. The bad news is that, thanks to the curious way games are selected for the VC, all are also curiously inessential. Take my hand, and I'll explain why."