"Derp! Ready the eBay accounts, cause that company that prints game box art - Acme Video Game Box Art Co. Inc. Ltd. we believe they're called - pulled a gargantuan boner and misprinted a shitload of our favorite titles. We don't mean to call them out, but we can't allow the public to be misled.
No, we didn't make these, and frankly we resent the implication. We swear upon the fangs of our tenacious legal team: These images were not concocted by our clever art team, and this article is in no way intended as parody."