GameTap's Robert Coffey writes: I never thought I'd end up in an abusive relationship, that I'd find myself one nervous neighbor's phone call away from getting dragged across my front lawn by my hair on Cops, clad only in a torn, dingy t-shirt and sagging boxers as I alternately yowl "I love you, baby!" and "I'm gonna cut you, bitch!" I fully expect a restraining order mandating I keep 400 yards away from Culdcept Saga at all times to be served upon me any moment now. And I don't blame Culdcept Saga, I really don't. I'd be afraid, too. I'm going to try to stay away--dammit, I want to stay away--but I'm not sure I can: I love it too much.