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Spong: The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing Preview

Spong: What’s happened to vampires these days? All of those modern-day, sparkly gits from Twilight wouldn’t stand a chance in a square fight with a classic Transylvanian (they only look hard in the films because they’re fighting modern-day werewolves, which are just as ridiculous). Dracula’s dad could totally have Edward Cullen’s dad.

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