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Submitted by Sev 711d ago | preview

Dead or Alive 5 Preboob, erm, Cleaview, er, Dang it, PREVIEW. (TGS) [GameRevolution]

GR: Some things never change. Among the world's unchanging wonders, one can list the size and the physics of the boobs on Dead or Alive's cast members. I haven't played a Dead or Alive game since the first PlayStation and was surprised (not really) to see them still being just as over-the-top as they were in the first game. I mean I knew the girls dressed skimpy and they had big jugs, but I wasn't sure about the hyper-bouncing physics. Those things are still just plain defying every law of motion and physics and time and space and gods and men that scientists and theologians have spent millenia documenting. If I were the universe, I would be mad as hell. But I'm not the universe, I'm a male human married to a somewhat jealous female human, so I have to hide the fact that I kind of enjoy glancing at the digiboobs. Insecure about my relationship, I chose to play as some old Chinese man with a hat. Gen Fu? Kung Fu? Kung Lao? I don't remember and I didn't write it down. (Dead or Alive 5, PS3, Xbox 360)

dbjj12088  +   711d ago
Hahaha, you gotta have a sense of humor about DoA. Otherwise you're just a pervert.
knifefight  +   711d ago
The best part was the Frank's Red Hot quote.

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I don't think I've ever said that about a piece of game news before.
SandwichHammock  +   711d ago
Didn't a dude from Team Ninja do an interview or something 6-12 months where he talked about how they want to elevate the the presence and representation of the female characters from simply being eye/cock candy?

I see the concept has been put in place o_O
Jag-T1000  +   711d ago
I'll tell you the truth.....if it wasn't for the women in this game, I wouldn't be buying this.

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