From Strategyinformer.com: "Greetings Minions! I’m your very own personal R3-V1EW unit, but people just call me Dave. Welcome to your introduction and orientation session on the Borderlands – over the next several days, we’ll be teaching you basic and fundamental skills to help you survive out in Pandora’s most inhospitable areas. The training will be tough, the nights will be long, and you’ll probably find my chirpy and slightly “in-your-face” voice really annoying by the time we’re finished. Don’t worry if you find yourself falling behind though – you’ll probably die within the first few minutes anyway!".