Believe it or not, I’m not a co-op gamer. Sure, if you fancy a good, old-fashioned game of Double Dragon or want a buddy to struggle with in a Horde-mode scenario, I’m your man, but you can count me out when it comes to campaign co-op. And it’s not because I’m the guy who would constantly be killing you from behind in Halo (I totally am) or because I’ll horde all the loot (I will). It’s because I’m incredibly anal about dialogue and story, no matter how bad it might be. Hit the jump and I’ll tell you that I play Army of Two for the story. Crap. Shot my load a little early, didn’t I?
--Twinfinite's Tyler Humphrey