"Imagine some jackass steals a parking from you, flips you off and then continues a loud cellphone conversation that starts with, “Bro I boned her so hard she had to limp home.
No, ‘course not. I called her a taxi”. If twenty bucks fell out of his jacket as he walked away in a cloud of cigarette stink and cheap cologne, what would you do?" - Jake Woolf (eGamer Columist)