"Devil May Cry 4 doesn't care about you. It doesn't even particularly like you. If it was your girlfriend, it'd stay out all night and never call, drink gin and dye its hair pink, invite you to see its band and then flirt with other boys right in front of you. It's going to do whatever it likes, and it isn't bothered what you think of it. But you've got to admit, sometimes that's sort of hot."