Jim Sterling writes, "Horn is a game made all the worse for trying to do things better. The trouble is, it could've been brilliant had it just stopped worrying about its platform and concentrated on being fun."
Your Random Review of [Insert Game Title] for the [Insert Game System.] is trite. It is a poor example of critique. Your comments are wonky and your analysis is tacked on. It would be even more cliched had I not had to grind through all of the tacked on, random hype of your prowess as a reviewer. And since you have written a review before, it certainly doesn't live up to the standards previously set by your review of [insert other game title] for [insert favorite gaming system.] I give your review a 0.13. The Good: It was in English, barely. The Bad: Cliched Terminology should be avoided like the plague. The Ugly: Putting your photoshopped picture next to your review doesn't make you less of a tool.
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