While watching my girlfriend play The Walking Dead, I learned what measures she was willing to take to survive.
All girlfriends should be sold or traded for goods ASAP in the case of an apocalypse, zombie or otherwise.
I predict an immense shortage of sex in your version of the apocalypse.
Always keep a Fleshlight in your bug-out bag.
If he is worried about her decisions in a survive game, I wonder what the baby is thinking when people are deciding to shoot other people in shooting games?! Lol! Relax bro.
Can't repopulate the world with a fleshlight :(
"All girlfriends should be sold or traded for goods ASAP in the case of an apocalypse, zombie or otherwise." If you're in a group of people running away from zombies the slowest runner = dinner, every one else lives. You clearly haven't thought this out!
Hell yea, you only have to be faster than the slowest person.
Get the baseball bats!
Megaton, you are a sad little boy.
Another stupid article!
Wasn't a super big fan of the way this one turned out (too much "me and my girlfriend" and not enough about what it meant or why the games separate story paths mattered), but I like reading articles about how certain games make people feel and react. Certainly beats "top 10 reason why I really want the PS4 to come out right now and for free" or "Top 18 reasons Gabe would beat Hideo in a wrestling match."
Gabe against Hideo, I would pay to watch that.
There wouldn't be a wrestling match. Gabe would just sit on him and win. Then he'd go back to staring at a wall or whatever he does back at Valve that doesn't include finishing HL3.
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