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Submitted by 8BitProof 741d ago | opinion piece

7 video game characters who would be bad in bed

Despite what hundreds of “hottest” game character lists may want you to believe, sexualizing video game characters is not all it’s cracked up to be. If game characters were real, they could easily be plagued with any number of bedroom problems such as performance anxiety issues, poor coordination, or just general lack of skill. So, after thorough examination and vigorous research, here is the list of video game characters who would be bad in bad. (Culture, Dead Space, Lara Croft, Master Chief, Pac-Man, Portal 2, Sonic The Hedgehog, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves)

BringingTheThunder  +   742d ago
this is just wrong for so many reasons
KrimsonKody  +   741d ago
In figures!
Had to use the Ron Jeremy Super Mario cosplay for an article of this nature.

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