Who didn't want to be a super hero growing up? Heck, who doesn't want to be a super hero how? It's a pretty sweet gig: you hang out around the city until something worthy of your attention happens, stop criminals while exerting minimal effort, then soak up praise until someone else is foolish enough to attempt to present a challenge to you. Super Action Hero, Com2Us's latest offering to the App Store, lets you dawn the cape and mask of a heroic stickman and fight crime. It's a heroic attempt, but villainous execution.