Josh writes: "Ever wonder why extraterrestrial life hasn’t ever landed on earth? Here’s a theory: we’re jerks. It seems the good old government just isn’t keen on letting a cute little alien observe and learn our world in a completely harmless state. Just watch E.T. Then, because E.T. is considered to be one of the worst games of all time, play Critter Escape: an engaging game that’s all about escaping your human captors."