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35 video game quotes that will make you wet yourself

Darryl Linington from ITF Gaming writes: We all have our favourite video games; however, there are some that will make you smile, yawn, shed a tear or even make you wet yourself with laughter. This is why we have compiled together 35 quotes that really got our senses tingling… or just made us wet ourselves every time we heard them, even they were a little lame.

Update:

For your enjoyment, ITF Gaming has added in a few additional quotes. Enjoy!

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SeanScythe2018d ago

meh only 3 made me even crack a smile. Cave johnson's was the best by far.

NexGen2017d ago

I read them all and am still quite dry. Lame title.

PooEgg2017d ago

Agree on the lame title. Besides the day a video game quote makes me wet myself is the day I give up gaming and check myself into a hospital.

Bloodraid2017d ago

How can you not laugh at "Sorry Mario, the Princess is in another Castle?" It's golden!

PoSTedUP2017d ago

"its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but i'm all out of gum" duke nukem

jjdoyle2017d ago

credits credits. at least you tried it.

Kevin ButIer2016d ago

Dukem Nukem quotes alone are the best

pixelsword2014d ago (Edited 2014d ago )

That Duke Nukem quote is awesome, but it came from the movie "They Live".

Two of my favorites:

When Cole made that speech telling the locusts how he was going to trigger ***k the whole nest

and

When in Killzone 2 they were storming Viscari's palace Rico said:

"they're ***ked, kill 'em all!"

Made me laugh while I was giving some Helgast a napalm bath.

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Kin23g2017d ago (Edited 2017d ago )

Here's the best game quote of all time:

Dragon Age 2, Varric talking to Aveline
"So I said, it's a kingdom, and that makes him a King. But it's also a country, and that... oh, Hi Hawke!" XD

He's basically calling the guy a c**t!! lmfao

thorstein2017d ago

Funny, and agreed, but thanks for explaining that to me. ;-P

DARKrage342016d ago

Not much of a quote but...

RIIIIIDGGGGEEEEEE RACEEERRRRRR!!!

pixelsword2017d ago

@ sean:

1. Cave Johnson are words in itself worthy of a smile

Christopher2017d ago

Maybe I'm an old gamer who's seen too much, but this read about as interesting as a grocery list to me.

Thatguy-3102017d ago

"Kitty got wet!" - Nathan Drake :p

GuyThatPlaysGames2016d ago

SSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK KEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

pixelsword2016d ago (Edited 2016d ago )

LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQQUUU UUUUIIII IIIIDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

GuyThatPlaysGames2016d ago

SSSSSOOOOOLLLLLLIIIIDDDDD!!!!! !!!

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crxss2017d ago

there's something wrong with article titles these days

Kin23g2017d ago

There's plenty wrong with them.

Kurt Russell2017d ago (Edited 2017d ago )

"35 game quotes pointlessly listed" although acurate, wouldn't have made the best title in the world :) - not in terms of hits anyway.

MagicAccent2016d ago (Edited 2016d ago )

Then why even bother writing it...?

RXL2017d ago (Edited 2017d ago )

could make one of these with just Portal and Joker quotes lol..

"you should know of all people that there is plenty wrong with me"

sent chills down my spine...

GREAT line..

QuodEratDemonstrandm2017d ago

"Well done. Here are the test results. You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "a horrible person." We weren't even testing for that."
That one made me laugh out loud when I heard it.
GlaDOS was my cell phone wallpaper for awhile.

ITFGaming2017d ago

LOL I have really enjoyed the quirkyness in Portal. Additionally, Uncharted has a plethora of one liners that cracked me up.

beerkeg2017d ago

Portal 2 has some of the most amazing dialogue I've ever heard. Without it it would still be a good game, but the dialogue takes it to another level entirely.

Most of the stand out hilarious lines in gaming come from that game.

Portal was also a funny game, but the King of Comedy in games belongs to Portal 2. It was expertly done.

SimplySneaky2017d ago

"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club. Ha, ha."
Glados is the greatest.

mayberry2017d ago

Unreal tournament 3-" Human flesh...... ......it's makin me HHUNGRYY!" loved that line!

DarkBlood2017d ago

"Keep an eye out for patrols. I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church." (Uncharted)

Drake: you brought a hooker to church?

lol i'll always remeber that one and the other 2 games with funny exchange between drake and sully

as well as the mice and men reference in uncharted 3

Soldierone2017d ago

I know the hooker line was used in an older movie, but after Uncharted I couldn't help but notice several TV shows and even a movie or two tries to use the joke too. lol

It made me bust up laughing in Uncharted though, probably just Drake going "wait....what?!" haha

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