"NFL Tour promises "intuitive controls" and "fast paced gameplay", which means "for stupid people" in blurb speak. Well, when it comes to American football, a lot of us are stupid. Never mind knowing the teams, how many of us know what a safety is? Probably not that many. But a game that dumbs the sport down to an approachable arcade level could actually work here. Possibly. With Superbowl XLII on Sunday to give it some context (go Patriots!), let's find out."