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Gamedaily: Pixel Porno Power-Up - Game Characters ... or Porn Stars?

Gamedaily writes, when their careers go downhill, these video game characters can always turn to the adult industry:

1) Lara Croft from Tomb Raider

After more than a decade of sexual frustration, plenty of Nude Raider jokes and erotic fan art, it's time for Lara to bear all in a steamy video, shot in a tropical jungle with ancient ruins.

2) Nariko from Heavenly Sword

With overflowing red hair and a killer body, this voluptuous siren would melt the screen with her hypnotic gaze and drool worthy curves.

3) Peach from Super Princess Peach

Watching Peach handle that umbrella convinced us that Mario's main squeeze needs to try porn, or at the very least, leak a saucy sex tape starring her real boyfriend, Bowser.

4) Nurse Angie from Trauma Center

Nurse Angie, in particular, gets our hearts thumping, thanks to her big, gorgeous eyes and skimpy outfit.

5) Ivy from Soul Calibur

Soul Calibur IV's Ivy fills a dominatrix role, ordering her "captives" to do her bidding.

6) Luigi from Luigi's Mansion
7) Kratos from God of War
8) King of All Cosmose from Katamari Damacy
9) Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid
10) Samus from Metroid
11) Hudson Horstachio from Viva Pinata

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Cyrus3653602d ago

Lol Gamedaily comes up with some strange articles...

Luigi as pornstar? I guess he'd be the Ron Jermany (Sp) of Pixel porn? OR is that mario?

an_idiot3602d ago (Edited 3602d ago )

Why wasn't this reported as spam...
There are too little women!!!!

MK_Red3602d ago

I don't know but aren't these types of articles reserved for GamesRadar ;) j/k
Seeing that Viva Pinata character at the end is rather disturbing.

Delt43602d ago

seriously people game porn???????? i mean come on!!? Thats just disturbing

Enigma_20993601d ago

Trust me, there are FAR more traumatizing things out there...

... and I actualy like to see Lara Croft naked.

Tariu-kun3602d ago

Gamesradar is always good for a Lol or two but it's stuff like this that makes it hard for me to take them seriously xD
But it's good I guess, right after reading about how some guy killed his daughter, over his Xbox, you need something totally lame to get over it.

Cyrus3653602d ago

This isn't gamesrader though, it's gamedaily.

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