NWR: This is my karaoke nightmare: I grab the microphone, ready to belt my soul out to the world (or at least the four unfortunate people sitting closest to me), and I can't find a song I want. I stand there for five, 10, 20 minutes, and I can't find a song that I like, that I can sing, or even that I know. I'm holding up the group. I'm not participating. I'm not contributing. Everyone's eyes are on me. Oh, and I look down and realize I'm in my underwear.