So, this is what it feels like to be a professional footballer. Scythed down by a spaghetti-legged David Luiz, I lock eyes with each individual player, and place a gleaming ball upon Anfield’s hallowed turf. Turning a full 180 to admire the Kop, I gaze up to the cloudless sky and then back down to the ball. It looks glorious. A shame then, that the resulting free kick is as graceful as Peter Crouch on rollerskates, fizzing straight into the wall and bobbling over the touchline for a throw. Ironically though, this might just be the most accurate description of FIFA’s maiden voyage into the world of Wii U – aesthetically accomplished, awkward in execution.