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Bombing the Bowl with iOS: Surviving High School

If you’re like me (male, late 20′s, borderline alcoholic, eat too much yogurt), you spend a lot of time on the throne. Unfortunately, there isn’t always a magazine handy, especially in the cramped, oh-God-why-is-the-seat-so-warm confines of an office stall, but that’s why Steve Jobs invented the iPhone. It’s been scientifically proven that iOS games are only fun to play on the shitter. Don’t listen to those holdouts that claim Apple’s mobile offerings are good fodder for the subway or your daughter’s boring dance recital; such uncouth pseudoscience is the realm of quacks and charlatans. It has no place in the modern world of logic and reason.

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