Dissecting a Press Release will be an inside look at video game industry press releases. We will take press releases from around the industry and dissect the PR hyperbole and shenanigans. Translations will be in parenthesis and bolded. Read on.
“A bouillabaisse of THPS HD news, assets, and confirmations today, so focus your attention!”
(We tried to cram in as much crap as possible to resell this game)