5 Gaming Achievements To Be Embarrassed About

WC writes: You know what it is like… you spend hours playing your favourite game and up pops another achievement, reminding you of just what a master you have become at defending the planet, driving fast cars or just running around collecting things.

However, some achievements are nothing to brag about. Here are a some examples.

[SockeyBoy]

"Adam Wake is a relatively hidden gem from 2011. I thought it was game of the year. As a fan of Twin Peaks, The Twilight Zone and Stephen King, it was for me like entering the genre of horror suspense itself"

Who the f*** is Adam Wake?

OT: And what about that achievement in Lollipop where you have to look up Juliets skirt. I still haven't done it, haha it just seems weird.

[WeskerChildReborned]

Lol the dude got busted :P

[32froshes]

Oh, I got the Lollipop Chainsaw one! That should definitely have been on the list though.

[FarCryLover182]

It was even 2010, not 2011. Heh.

[ado908]

It's a typo calm down.

[SockeyBoy]

Its alright man, I wasn't too serious.

[Irishguy95]

How does one confuse L with D? Pretty far away on the keyboard to be a typo....

also/2010 =/= 2011

muhuhuhu/ Really though everyone is just joking, it's not like you simply lied about playing it...right?....RIGHT!?

[ado908]

Are people really being serious right now? You people get serious for no damn reason. Really 11 dislikes? JamieLee umm it's a typo because he misclicked that's why it's a typo. How does he have "Alan Wake" as a title in one place and than Adam wake in the sentence? It's obviously a typo. I often don't look at the keyboard when Im typing so you would be surprised how many words I misclicked. Even if you people believe he purposely wrote "Adam" wake what is that suppose to mean necessarily? It's a typo and people stop getting your panties up in the bunch. You are grown *** men so if a little comment like it's a typo hurts you so much than I feel sorry for you and who ever gave birth to you.

[BlackTar187]

seriously people need help when they get all bent out of shape over a typo. He spelt it wrong all creditability lost. Maybe someday the internet will grow up but its not today.

[Irishguy95]

We were clearly joking

[ado908]

Irishguy the 12 disagree's kinda disproves what you said. Apparently people take this to heart. Not referring to you tho.

[ShinMaster]

What is wrong with you?
First of all, good sir, you're the one going crazy and to extreme lengths to defend this LIE . . . sorry I meant typo :P
So I suggest you calm down.

* Getting ALaN mixed with ADaM.
* Getting 2010 mixed with 2011.
* There was nothing "hidden" about it. It was popular on the interwebz (lol)

That's just too big of an error to be a simple typo.

[Braid]

Hmm... Adam Wake.

That must be what Mr. Scratch is calling himself.

[gazgriff2k12]

alan wake

[xstreetsweeperx]

Adam wake....... is the writer that was unsuccessful and will always live in the shadow of alan, his brother.

[stuntman_mike]

I liked Abraham Wake.

[Killman]

Well.....this article was pointless.

And look, one example per page for a FIVE EXAMPLES LIST.

[glennco]

saved me a click, thanks

[Cerberus29]

Yeah that's a few wasted minutes of my life I'll never get back...

[Spydiggity]

yep, closed the page when i realized i'd have to click to another page just to see number 4.

[Eyeco]

He says..

"I didn’t like Resident Evil 5 because I was rubbish at it. I just could not stay alive as I continuously ran out of ammo before being cornered and dispatched with by hordes of Majini."

Resident Evil 5 was the easiest RE game you can play the game by simply avoiding 60% of the enemies, as well as ammo and health lurking around every corner, seriously how do you "run out" of ammo in that game, try playing Code Veronica X for a challenging survival horror

[PooEgg]

I don't mind lists when they stay contained to 1 or 2 webpages, but 1 example per page is obvious click bait.

[Unztayble]

This article sucks. I thought it was going to be about achievements that you'd have to spend hours upon hours on end to earn. Instead it's just the ramblings of a whiny gamer.

[strange1986]

How is he whiny? The article seems pretty lighthearted to me.

[AnimeAvenger]

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[MySwordIsHeavenly]

I like the article, but it is SO poorly written!!!

[MySwordIsHeavenly]

Also, you can change the date on your PS3/360 to Valentine's Day, Christmas, New Year's, etc...in order to get the Storyteller Achievement in Arkham City.

Who is this idiot?

[Philoctetes]

This is exactly what I did, but let's be honest -- changing your time/date settings and reloading your game over and over again 12 times just to get a trophy is sort of embarassing in itself.

[The_Devil_Hunter]

Not as embarrassing as leaving your PS3 on all night to achieve My Kung-Fu is stronger....
i still havent gotten it either.

[Redgehammer]

Glad i didnt read it, based upon all the previous comments. I would like to interject my opinion here, and state that confidence goes a long way to neutralize embarrassment.

[A7XEric]

No Ninja Gaiden 2 achievement? Really?

[Rifkens]

Orgy achievement on Fable

[Lazyeye79]

All of the achievements from the Hannah Montana game.

[tigertron]

My favourite trophy is from Dead Space Extraction where I got one for looking at Lexine's ass. Admiring the view, McNeil?

[Maddens Raiders]

Another dumbass article about essentially....nothing. Yay.

[MidnightSpecial]

Well I enjoyed it. So there.

[Phil32]

I dislike lists that spread each entry across a different page.

[J5Feedback]

There's an achievement in Bully for making out with a guy (as Jimmy Hopkins). Not even an honorable mention?