OXM - Art is a horrible word, isn't it? The kind of word you can't read online without fumbling for your gag reflex in self defence. After much study, I've come to the conclusion that it isn't even a real word, really - more a sort of word-shaped football, chipped to and fro by self-styling intellectuals. Nobody can agree on what it means precisely, assuming it means anything whatsoever, but everybody understands that they can score points with it. Time for another crack at goal.