So, I’m Pretty Sure My Skyrim Wife Is Cheating on Me

Skyrim is a fascinating game for a lot of reasons, but one thing that’s been on my mind lately is its portrayal of marriage. You see, I decided to marry Aela the Huntress, and so began a series of events that — I’ll be honest here — hit a little too close to home.

[Mythicninja]

The best solution is probably to go werewolf on her, and rip her to shreds

[32froshes]

But she's a werewolf too... So at least it's a fair fight.

[SilentNegotiator]

So buy the dlc, invite a bunch of tween girls over to pay you $10 to watch, and go vampire on her.

[MysticStrummer]

You shouldn't have moved into Breezehome. Lydia just waits there for you in the bedroom anyway.

[JoshEngen]

I wish I knew Lydia in real life.

[kma2k]

I did, she was skanky! lol

[Honest_gamer]

what a waist of time both reading the article and putting this comment :/

[HammadTheOne]

What a "waist" of a comment.

[Skate-AK]

Waste

[SilentNegotiator]

What a waist!

*whistles*

[Grap]

it's really waist.

[Silly Mammo]

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

[Tzunoy]

i think she went black.

[Kinect]

lizard people > black :)

[Xenial]

LOL funny article is funny.

[sourav93]

Just place lightning runes outside the door of your house; your wife doesn't leave the house. Now, no one but you can enter without being severely damaged.

[Rockstar]

LOL. Good read.

[tigertron]

Gut her like a fish.

[Jirachi]

If someone cheats on you(and you can prove it) you can cheat on them.

[MoveTheGlow]

Or just mutually open up the relationship! Maybe Bethesda secretly went further than BioWare with relationship dynamics...

[wazameegirl]

Haha. <3 this article! Something pretty similar is going on in breezehome in my game too. Whenever I come home my husband (Benor from Morthal) and Lydia are always sitting beside each other, in the same room, and once I came home and he was making food for her!!! @*%$#! Anyway I killed him and tried to marry someone else but (unfortunately) it didn't work...thank God for autosave lol xx

[acbluflame]

Think OP needs a girlfriend or something xd

[AnarchistAbe]

That was hilarious! One of my favorite articles I've read in a long time :D

[KrimsonKody]

Ever seen the show called Scorned?
That's always how it begins.

Playing tiddleywinks with my heart, huh?
...I say buuurrn heeer.
Burn them both!
Burn it all!
Fire to everything!
Aaarrggh

[Kidmyst]

Funny article, I had a similar event with my Skyrim Wife. I woke up in my house in Solitude and some dude was walking around, the game story for her was she was a part of a love triangle with other guys??? So i had to deliver a message to make the guy believe he wasn't interested. Can you re-marry if the wife dies? Mine is still alive though in my Solitude House .... for now.

[Sarick]

I heard about this before, there's even a you tube video of it in action.

Basically the player enters his home and another guy or guys from a far off town are inside his house. As he enters they exit.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[JAM_brz]

Very funny article

Think he got to kill the traitor wife. And kill the guy too. lol