GDN: Those of you interested in Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor have likely heard two major things about it. The first is its premise, letting players serve as the main pilot for a Vertical Tank (’VT’) in America’s army, set in a dystopian future where technology has severely regressed. The other thing you might have heard is that not everyone has been able to get the game to work properly. This review is from the perspective of someone who not only got them to work right the vast majority of the time, but is also a very devoted fan of the giant robot/’mecha’ genre. In other words, I am this game’s ideal player... and even I was left with only enough enthusiasm to say “Eh, I guess it’s okay. I had some fun with it.” That is not sterling praise.