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Former CCC CEO Buys Nintendo

This is a weekly spoof of industry news that is published every Friday as a part of the "Are you dumb enough to believe this?" series.

Former Cheat Code Central CEO, Arty Hackery, claims that over the weekend he will have finalized a deal that would see him the sole owner of Nintendo. According to sources, the megalithic Japanese corporation that started out manufacturing and selling playing cards more than 100 years is about to become an all-American acquisition.

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