Final Fantasy VII On PC Rated By The ESRB, Contains The First Ever (Funny) Ratings Summary

With the previous releases of Final Fantasy VII on PS1, PC, and PS3/PSP, the ESRB has never included a Ratings summary when they end up giving it a ‘T’ rating, until now.

[BringingTheThunder]

"Daddy's so lonely" haha

[TrendyGamers]

"characters getting slashed/impaled with a sword in slow motion"

[Nimblest-Assassin]

On the steam shop, you think its going to say

WARNING!

THIS GAME IS FUNNY

[TrendyGamers]

It's not on Steam unfortunately.

[STONEY4]

It was added to the Steam registry a few weeks before the announcement. Right now it's exclusive to the Square Enix store, but I doubt they would submit a registry entry to Steam for no reason.

[guitarded77]

If it does come to Steam, I wonder if it will have achievements. It would be nice to have some sort of achievements to make the game fresh considering most FF fans have played the game several times.

[TopDudeMan]

"bathtub sequence" could be taken so badly out of context.

[KillerPwned]

Is this available for preorder yet!? If so can someone give me a link to it?

[TrendyGamers]

Its only going to be available through the Square Enix store.

[Tzunoy]

And pirate bay go on preorder it :)

[sealava]

hmmm .. don't think the ESRB guy's been to that " secrete mature" place with cloud bathing with men :P

[BringingTheThunder]

i dont think so either

[matgrowcott]

I'm quite shocked that they didn't mention the fact that for the first portion of the game you commit two terrorist acts, the first of which kills innocent people.

I know SHINRA are the bad guys and Avalanche are the good guys, but that would seem like a major point to me if I was rating the game on its content.

[BringingTheThunder]

same here

[HarvesterOSarow]

You know, when I was a child I never really thought about how Avalanche was hurting innocents. I'm pretty sure Barret talks about it along the journey of the game, but it seems like that could have been a really great point for Square to focus on and show the characters moral dilemma's with their goals for the planet. You try to save the world, but it's not all sunshine and posters with "Make Peace" written on them. Sometime sh*t get's messy...

[Xof]

What, no mention of the transexuals, whorehouse, implied sex with Tifa, or bestiality-rape with Aeris? Really?

Man, way to sugarcoat a seriously pornographic game.

[Volomon]

Does anyone even understand what is up with the "New" release of Final Fantasy 7 I'm about positive I saw it like 8 years ago or something.

[Sensu]

Square Enix, how can you not see that we wanted a remake on PS3 :(