OXM's Edwin writes: "Do not be fooled by this puppy-eyed, bushy-tailed exterior, readers. I am a man of private shame. Most nights, my Xbox 360 and its burgeoning assortment of downloadable treats is enough for me. But it is mankind's curse to always be wanting more, and over the weekend, I Lapsed. A PC game caught my eye on some indie blog or another. That game led me to another. Before I knew it, an entire 12 hours had been sacrificed upon the altar of my confessedly above-average gaming laptop. My Slim cried out mutely for attention, but I merely turned the Kinect sensor to face the wall and pressed on. Who will save me from this demon that slumbers on my desk, readers? Who can stem the corruption?"