Submitted by kumagoro 1245d ago | opinion piece

Video Game Jobs I Wish I Had

I’ve worked in retail, industry, and management. All three suck. Humans have the worse selection in jobs. That’s why we give all the cool jobs to the game characters! We want to live that kind of life. We want to be the hero, or in some cases the villain. We want to have that huge success in life that is so hard to grasp. Video game jobs are where it’s at! (Batman: Arkham City, God of War, Industry, Mass Effect, Portal, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

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