Gaming Like A Sir: Good Games Are Like Good Women

"Comparing the games you love to the kind of women you wish would love you.

No, I don’t like cooking sims, Farmville, Barbie games, or anything with the word “sim” in the title for that matter. I will not talk about the kitchen, or bitches and hoes (those being female dogs and an essential farming tool), or sandwiches.

I am making some genuine observations about the remarkably particular preferences I seem to have for a very specific set of features in games, and how this closely parallels the greatest women in my life. " - Jake Woolf (eGamer Columnist)

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