A Brief List of Things More Exciting Than New Screenshots

Pixels or Death's Adam Harshberger writes:

"The last time I got honestly excited about a screenshot was third grade. I saw a Final Fantasy 7 spread in some magazine and I actually had my first orgasm. Now? I couldn’t care any less. I see five new images from Assassin’s Creed 3, or Grimdark Totally Badass Shooter: NOW WITH LASER SCOPES AND MOAR UNLOCKABLES and I feel nothing. Not anger, not happiness, just pure bleakness, like a television tuned to static..."

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