Wii U: A Social Window to Hell

Presenting nigh-ubiquitous E3 disappointment with an unparalleled grandiloquence, Clint eulogizes the Wii U preemptively and shares some parting advice with Nintendo:

Finally, the dust has settled on the fecal bacteria coated balustrades of the Los Angeles Convention Center. The looming shadow of E3 is now diminished to a bituminous pinpoint and gone into blessed remission for a full year. Worry not, this will not be a blithely anarchic dressing down of the most scrutinized annual event in the video game industry. Every other living human on the planet that witnessed at least five unedited minutes of any major press conference has done my work for me. The general consensus was overwhelmingly negative so I wouldn't be covering any already scorched and salted ground.

[MariaHelFutura]

LOVE the title.

[Y_5150]

Same with me, I also liked how the picture is relatable to the title!

[PerpetualMathx10]

very well written and a nice change from the normal slapped together articles that appear on this site sometimes.

[MariaHelFutura]

Sometimes?

[JasonSavior]

It's funny how the articles one feels are slapped together are so frequently the articles with which one disagrees, and vice versa.

[solboogie]

Very well written article. I think it expresses many fears that long time Nintendo fans feel somewhere in there souls suppressed by they're loyalty to Nintendo. I was very excited about the new system and the excitement is constantly fizzing away since E3 and each additional announcement and leak of information. I really do hope Nintendo launches a massive PR campaign to adjust the perception many new gamers have of the company.