Thank Outer Heaven that Nintendo didn’t announce or even hint at a new Legend of Zelda title in the works during E3. I’m sure there IS one boiling around inside Nintendo’s franchise factories; I just don’t want it to ever see the light of day. No news about Zelda fills me with soothing relief like a well-placed glob of Preparation H.
In that simile, Link’s adventures are a hemorrhoid. I want that to be absolutely clear.